Who's the boss

Conversation #1 from Storchevoy Sunday:

Michael:   Mom really should look at the Hyundai Genesis

Bobby:  She's getting an Audi!

Michael:  She doesn't like the Audi anymore.  It has too rough of a ride - she wants comfort now.  The Genesis will offer her that.

Bobby:  Dad would NEVER want Mom to drive a Hyundai



Conversation #2 from Storchevoy Sunday:

Bobby:  Mom, what are you doing with the carpet downstairs?

Me:  I will have someone come in after the Winter and shampoo it for me.

Michael:  Mom, even after you shampoo it, the same thing is gonna happen.

Me:  No, it won't - neither of you live here anymore.  No one eats or drinks down there.  The carpet will stay nice.

Bobby:  We are getting rid of that carpet.  You are putting in ceramic tile.



ME:  WHO DIED AND LEFT THEM TWO BOSS????